bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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untitledunentitled:

istanbul1997:

things I’ve learned to say to boys:
-you’re not funny
-don’t talk to me like I’m dumb
-I probably know more about this than you do
-don’t fucking talk about her like that
-I’m not comfortable with this
-I don’t owe you anything
-you just repeated exactly what I said
-no

Still learning but getting there

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thebootydiaries:

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into

me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

egberts:

crowkay:

egberts:

cat: oh? you just washed this bedding? you just cleaned these sheets? perfect place for me to give myself a bath then!

Would you bathe in a dirty bathtub? Put yourself in their paws

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